you get this alot i'm sure....

..."its been awhile"...

But it honestly have!! I stop blogging cause I don't like blogging. Well Sometimes.
Or I ran out of things to say or I dont know what to say. Its pretty lame when you have nobody that reads it. I do like people to comment. Its not like the old days back on LiveJournal. man, that was fun. Anyways....whats new whats been going on for the last year and half?
nothing, absolutely nothing. working. bills. and more working. Summer is almost over and I haven't done anything near exciting. something dramatic happen but I wont get into that. I broke my ipod (aka Edward. NOT AFTER TWILIGHT) I popped him open out of anger and then i put him back together. Now he's not working. anywhoo....




(lost of thought)

oh yes, hi laycee.

...um....

so....yesturday.. was poop. today is poop. i feel like poop. I want to do something mischief

POOP BROWN

haha. poop brown! poop brown!


yeah, i thought that be a funny title. I dont really know what to say. its lame. Cause at work i think of all these topic to talk about on blogger and then i get home and i cook and watch funny tv shows and other stuff.... *sighs* That guy at work. *shakes head* i'm going to beat him with a NOODLE! I hate him that much. but ugh. Theres alot of stress going on and i rather keep my mind on more simple things and or funny things. such as... POOP BROWN! hahaha. but guess what my eye color isn't poop brown. its a dark chocolate. oh yeah. bet your are jealous ! hehehe...



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um, theres no magnets in these fence...

A few weeks ago a man was out drinking and the thought he had a little to much to drink so he tought he go and take a nap. You know, to sleep it off and wake up and finish walking home. He saw a a museum and for some odd reason thought it would be a good place to take a nap. But to get to the museum you have to climb over the fence so he climb a tree to hop the fence. He leaped. and then landed on a spke. A metal spike. A 30 cm metal spike. and it went right into his rectum. no joke people. he took it right in the rectum but the man was so drunk that he didn't even feel it. lol he even said he thought that it was electric fence had a mechanism to keep him glued to it.... GLUDED TO IT?! what the fuck. i mean its in his butt. IN. INSIDE. ... i don't even know what to say. It said the guy was stuck there for two hours calling for help. lol what did he said to cop? like " oh officer i wasn't trying to steal anything i just wanted to take a nap here and i tried to hop the fence but the fence had a electric mechanism to keep me glue to the fence" lol ...hahahaha.... *sighs*


read the story here: comes with a pictures







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I'm scared! but i'm lazy.

So this is something random that scares me. The light in the hallway that leads to my bed room is burnt out. At night i get scared so i have to turn on other lights to brighten that hallway. Which i first turn on the kitchen then the bathroom light and then my mums room and then finally i am there, in my room. Its something that's just eerie. I wont change it at night cause i feel like something will come get me while i am changing the light bulb in the dark...but why don't i do it in the day? well for the most of the day i am gone and when i am here. I'll say it, I'm just lazy. Now some of you may frown but i don't care. and yeah, I'll say it too... then I'll just gunna have to put up being scared and turning on five light switch's before i can get to my bedroom. lol, i think its obvious what i choose. I will get to it. Most likely on the weekend. hahah.... ... ...





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how comfortable are you in your car?

Okay, so today on the way home from work I always see people do the oddest thing in their vehicle. Like we were leaving the bank, and on the way out there was this lady who pulled up next to us and was eating an arby's sandwich (which, i dont care if people eat in their car) and she was eating with her mouth open and she was literally was stuffing her face. Even though I couldn't hear her. I brain already filled in the sound it was like slosh slosh slosh chop chop just chewing noise. It was pretty much gross. another one is when people pick their nose. and its not a little brush or a little rub on the nose its an ACTUAL nose picking...okay ew. I know being in your car is like your personal space but its not like your room. People can still see you.... ... I know for a fact that like 50 percent of people would not pick their nose infront of others. but doing it in your car ...i think still counts as being in front of people. I don't know. maybe this is just something weird that bugs me that i never knew about. *shrugs*









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who wants ihop?

Yesterday at orem ihop a man decided to go on a stabbing spree. So this guy and this girl were saying their goodbyes to each other and then this guy randomly walks up and says "I'm sorry" and then started to stab the guy. Yeah... how random is that? They say they couldn't find any motives for the guy. It sounded like he basically woke up that morning and thought "oh, i want some ihop and maybe i'll stab a guy. yeah...i like that idea" Or maybe it was on his list of things to do. Like kill bill. 1. Go to ihop. 2. Order american big slam 3. stab a man
Or you know, he might of been jealous of the girl. He might of felt like why can everybody pick up hot chicks except for me? This guy even has the hottest one! I'm going to freaking stab him! and the walks up and then says "i'm sorry"..... he pause and in his head he says "that you have to die" STAB STAB STAB

But don't worry the guy is okay. He left the hospital with a few stitches. He was cut on his neck and chin. Thanks to an off duty cop from Chicago who happen to be outside with a gun. He yelled at the guy who was doing the stabbing to stop or he'll shoot. Well, the craze man didn't stop and the cop fired. they made it sounded like he fired MANY times and one shot hit the craze man in the back. The other bullets hit the ihop workers car. Can you imagine working there and then coming out to your car and seeing a bullet mark? You'd be like "what the fuck? what happen to my car?! Who's going to pay for this? what the hell...."

I heard that by the time the orem cops got there.... they pulled their guns out on the chicago cop telling him to "drop his weapon" i bet that cop was confused. He's all like "i just saved a man. shot the bad guy and i'm the one getting yelled at to drop on all down?"


So, the news also claim that the people inside didn't even know that, that was going on outside. What about the people sitting next to the window? They noticed a guy getting stab, nothing out of the norm they just keep eating their split decision breakfast. This one "ihop customer" said he didn't know that it was all happening outside but that he was glad that the cop was there. .... ... ... Yeah, he was there. So you can keep on eating. Or you know what would be a likely story? A kid by the window is like ," mum look! LOOK LOOK LOOK a man is stabbing another man!" and the mum is like "sit down! or you're not going to eat this morning" and she grabs his arms like some mum do. You know what am talking about. The arm grab that you see when you go to stores and their child are wild and the mum grabs them by the arm and practically yanks it out. Then she looks over to her husband "this is all your fault. if you hadn't let him watch those violence movie he wouldn't be like this"

But anyways. random honestly random. what's on your list of things to do today?




Read the story here: Orem Ihop Stabbing





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