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so....yesturday.. was poop. today is poop. i feel like poop. I want to do something mischief

POOP BROWN

haha. poop brown! poop brown!


yeah, i thought that be a funny title. I dont really know what to say. its lame. Cause at work i think of all these topic to talk about on blogger and then i get home and i cook and watch funny tv shows and other stuff.... *sighs* That guy at work. *shakes head* i'm going to beat him with a NOODLE! I hate him that much. but ugh. Theres alot of stress going on and i rather keep my mind on more simple things and or funny things. such as... POOP BROWN! hahaha. but guess what my eye color isn't poop brown. its a dark chocolate. oh yeah. bet your are jealous ! hehehe...



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um, theres no magnets in these fence...

A few weeks ago a man was out drinking and the thought he had a little to much to drink so he tought he go and take a nap. You know, to sleep it off and wake up and finish walking home. He saw a a museum and for some odd reason thought it would be a good place to take a nap. But to get to the museum you have to climb over the fence so he climb a tree to hop the fence. He leaped. and then landed on a spke. A metal spike. A 30 cm metal spike. and it went right into his rectum. no joke people. he took it right in the rectum but the man was so drunk that he didn't even feel it. lol he even said he thought that it was electric fence had a mechanism to keep him glued to it.... GLUDED TO IT?! what the fuck. i mean its in his butt. IN. INSIDE. ... i don't even know what to say. It said the guy was stuck there for two hours calling for help. lol what did he said to cop? like " oh officer i wasn't trying to steal anything i just wanted to take a nap here and i tried to hop the fence but the fence had a electric mechanism to keep me glue to the fence" lol ...hahahaha.... *sighs*


read the story here: comes with a pictures







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I'm scared! but i'm lazy.

So this is something random that scares me. The light in the hallway that leads to my bed room is burnt out. At night i get scared so i have to turn on other lights to brighten that hallway. Which i first turn on the kitchen then the bathroom light and then my mums room and then finally i am there, in my room. Its something that's just eerie. I wont change it at night cause i feel like something will come get me while i am changing the light bulb in the dark...but why don't i do it in the day? well for the most of the day i am gone and when i am here. I'll say it, I'm just lazy. Now some of you may frown but i don't care. and yeah, I'll say it too... then I'll just gunna have to put up being scared and turning on five light switch's before i can get to my bedroom. lol, i think its obvious what i choose. I will get to it. Most likely on the weekend. hahah.... ... ...





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how comfortable are you in your car?

Okay, so today on the way home from work I always see people do the oddest thing in their vehicle. Like we were leaving the bank, and on the way out there was this lady who pulled up next to us and was eating an arby's sandwich (which, i dont care if people eat in their car) and she was eating with her mouth open and she was literally was stuffing her face. Even though I couldn't hear her. I brain already filled in the sound it was like slosh slosh slosh chop chop just chewing noise. It was pretty much gross. another one is when people pick their nose. and its not a little brush or a little rub on the nose its an ACTUAL nose picking...okay ew. I know being in your car is like your personal space but its not like your room. People can still see you.... ... I know for a fact that like 50 percent of people would not pick their nose infront of others. but doing it in your car ...i think still counts as being in front of people. I don't know. maybe this is just something weird that bugs me that i never knew about. *shrugs*









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who wants ihop?

Yesterday at orem ihop a man decided to go on a stabbing spree. So this guy and this girl were saying their goodbyes to each other and then this guy randomly walks up and says "I'm sorry" and then started to stab the guy. Yeah... how random is that? They say they couldn't find any motives for the guy. It sounded like he basically woke up that morning and thought "oh, i want some ihop and maybe i'll stab a guy. yeah...i like that idea" Or maybe it was on his list of things to do. Like kill bill. 1. Go to ihop. 2. Order american big slam 3. stab a man
Or you know, he might of been jealous of the girl. He might of felt like why can everybody pick up hot chicks except for me? This guy even has the hottest one! I'm going to freaking stab him! and the walks up and then says "i'm sorry"..... he pause and in his head he says "that you have to die" STAB STAB STAB

But don't worry the guy is okay. He left the hospital with a few stitches. He was cut on his neck and chin. Thanks to an off duty cop from Chicago who happen to be outside with a gun. He yelled at the guy who was doing the stabbing to stop or he'll shoot. Well, the craze man didn't stop and the cop fired. they made it sounded like he fired MANY times and one shot hit the craze man in the back. The other bullets hit the ihop workers car. Can you imagine working there and then coming out to your car and seeing a bullet mark? You'd be like "what the fuck? what happen to my car?! Who's going to pay for this? what the hell...."

I heard that by the time the orem cops got there.... they pulled their guns out on the chicago cop telling him to "drop his weapon" i bet that cop was confused. He's all like "i just saved a man. shot the bad guy and i'm the one getting yelled at to drop on all down?"


So, the news also claim that the people inside didn't even know that, that was going on outside. What about the people sitting next to the window? They noticed a guy getting stab, nothing out of the norm they just keep eating their split decision breakfast. This one "ihop customer" said he didn't know that it was all happening outside but that he was glad that the cop was there. .... ... ... Yeah, he was there. So you can keep on eating. Or you know what would be a likely story? A kid by the window is like ," mum look! LOOK LOOK LOOK a man is stabbing another man!" and the mum is like "sit down! or you're not going to eat this morning" and she grabs his arms like some mum do. You know what am talking about. The arm grab that you see when you go to stores and their child are wild and the mum grabs them by the arm and practically yanks it out. Then she looks over to her husband "this is all your fault. if you hadn't let him watch those violence movie he wouldn't be like this"

But anyways. random honestly random. what's on your list of things to do today?




Read the story here: Orem Ihop Stabbing





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You smell way TOO good. (in a negative way)

You can always tell when a guy or a girl wears a little something to make them smell good. Its fine. It doesn't hurt to smell like a fruit sometimes you know? Or for a guy to wear whatever smell that they think that makes them smell like a dude. Its all good. But when you put on that stuff way too much. It freaking sucks! ... ... ... For the rest of us.

There's a guy at my work who always but on WAY and I mean WAY too much cologne. His first day on the job and I could smell him and I thought it was gross. It kinda burn my nose. LIke it stung! (and yes you may relate this to that one will ferrell movie) and the few days after that he would come in to work and it would just be too early to smell anything that strong my stomach literally turning upside down because of this dudes cologne. I think the worst part is it's one of those colognes that I really don't like anyways so having a a dude that puts 30 times more than he should it really makes me nauseated.

Maybe its just me. But I think when i put on something that smells good. I usually put on enough so my hubby can sniff it when i tackle him. Its more of a personal thing for me to get a attention from him you know? But I think when people just put too much its like "kay, where you getting at?" Ugh, I want to throw water on him or something. Besides he's freaking like middle age. What middle age man needs THAT much cologne? HUH?!

There's has to be a logical rule that you can't wear that much cologne because it affects the people you work around. I mean... isn't it just common sense? That ....."oh maybe i shouldn't put on too much because maybe some people won't like it" HONESTLY! This has been going on for his first week! How would you tell the guy? What should i say? If i say anything he might be all nice about it but then the next day put 50 times more on. He comes walking around me and i freaking freak out like a pregnant lady. (Meaning that almost all pregnant people i know tend to be sensitive to smells)


I don't know what to do. If I have to start wearing a nose plug......











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this morning....

yesterday my boss gave me some chocolate muffins with chunky chocolates on top. YUM!! i know. but i only had six. two i gave them to my brother-in-law and dad-in-law and then i came home and my mum and sis took one and of course my hubby (thats a ninja) took one so there was only one left. I woke up this morning to find that it was still there.... and that is a huge surprise. So i hurried and took a a few bits out of it before anybody else thinks to do so for the day. *evil laughs* now the muffin is MINE. ALL MINE!!!!!!!! nobody would want a half eaten muffin!!! MINE!!!!!! MINE!! MINE!!










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Sep. 11, 01

Wow, I can't believe it's been this long. and saddly this is like the first year that I think nobody really seem to care about it. I haven't heard anybody on the news nor radio saying anything about it or asking for special songs for this day.  

     I came home from work today and asked my sister if her school did anything special for this day and she said, "no, we didn't even sing the national anthem."  Thats so sad I thought... seven years and it seems like we already forgot. I noticed that almost nobody have their flags out. 

Well this isn't much but I deiced to post a picture of the Ameridcan Flag

I thought of something.

....something to blog. hehe. I just came home from work and deiced to make dinner. Its chili and pasta. mmmm. I don't care what you say, its good, its yummy. I almost want to call it my speciality...but not quit yet. ...... *shifty eyes* but maybe.......


i love red cream soda.


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This is the title oh yah!

So, I few of my friends have this "blogger". Although I've already started a type of blog thing on live journal. (and still love livejournal) I suppose I'll just start a blogger thing for the fun of it. Besides, I figure I made a blogger thing a few years ago and I can't remember the account name or what e-mail i used so I made a new one. hehe.


So, blog. .... .... Um, well I don't really know what to write about at the moment. I got some speghitto's on the stove. I don't think I spell that right. But meh, I'm sure you (the person whos reading this) will get over it.

I really need to put something more in my profile box. But what? I think I shall ponder about that some more.


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