um, theres no magnets in these fence...

A few weeks ago a man was out drinking and the thought he had a little to much to drink so he tought he go and take a nap. You know, to sleep it off and wake up and finish walking home. He saw a a museum and for some odd reason thought it would be a good place to take a nap. But to get to the museum you have to climb over the fence so he climb a tree to hop the fence. He leaped. and then landed on a spke. A metal spike. A 30 cm metal spike. and it went right into his rectum. no joke people. he took it right in the rectum but the man was so drunk that he didn't even feel it. lol he even said he thought that it was electric fence had a mechanism to keep him glued to it.... GLUDED TO IT?! what the fuck. i mean its in his butt. IN. INSIDE. ... i don't even know what to say. It said the guy was stuck there for two hours calling for help. lol what did he said to cop? like " oh officer i wasn't trying to steal anything i just wanted to take a nap here and i tried to hop the fence but the fence had a electric mechanism to keep me glue to the fence" lol ...hahahaha.... *sighs*


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