Saturday, September 13, 2008

You smell way TOO good. (in a negative way)

You can always tell when a guy or a girl wears a little something to make them smell good. Its fine. It doesn't hurt to smell like a fruit sometimes you know? Or for a guy to wear whatever smell that they think that makes them smell like a dude. Its all good. But when you put on that stuff way too much. It freaking sucks! ... ... ... For the rest of us.

There's a guy at my work who always but on WAY and I mean WAY too much cologne. His first day on the job and I could smell him and I thought it was gross. It kinda burn my nose. LIke it stung! (and yes you may relate this to that one will ferrell movie) and the few days after that he would come in to work and it would just be too early to smell anything that strong my stomach literally turning upside down because of this dudes cologne. I think the worst part is it's one of those colognes that I really don't like anyways so having a a dude that puts 30 times more than he should it really makes me nauseated.

Maybe its just me. But I think when i put on something that smells good. I usually put on enough so my hubby can sniff it when i tackle him. Its more of a personal thing for me to get a attention from him you know? But I think when people just put too much its like "kay, where you getting at?" Ugh, I want to throw water on him or something. Besides he's freaking like middle age. What middle age man needs THAT much cologne? HUH?!

There's has to be a logical rule that you can't wear that much cologne because it affects the people you work around. I mean... isn't it just common sense? That ....."oh maybe i shouldn't put on too much because maybe some people won't like it" HONESTLY! This has been going on for his first week! How would you tell the guy? What should i say? If i say anything he might be all nice about it but then the next day put 50 times more on. He comes walking around me and i freaking freak out like a pregnant lady. (Meaning that almost all pregnant people i know tend to be sensitive to smells)


I don't know what to do. If I have to start wearing a nose plug......











The End.

2 comments:

Mellisa and Devin Lampert said...

Lol. I think instead of telling him, you should just throw a bucket of water on him... I think that sounds like a better plan. :)

Anonymous said...

i think your nose is broken you know what i mean